They Fucking Hate You

If you understand that the President is not a king an omnipotent ruler, They Hate You.

If you understand that we elect representatives, not leaders, They Hate You.

If you understand that the President has no power to declare (or start) wars, They Hate You.

If you advocate a sound, stable, gold-backed currency, They Hate You.

If you understand that monetary inflation destroys savings and robs most people of their wealth, They Hate You.

If you think the Federal Reserve should be eliminated, They Hate You.

If you prefer individual over collective action and responsibility, They Hate You.

If you prefer private enterprise over state run monopolies, They Hate You.

If you think the Constitution is anything other than a racist document written by old dead white guys, They Hate You.

If you think the Constitution places strict limits on government power, They Hate You.

If you want to end Social Security and Medicare, They Hate You.

If you want to put strict limits on (or eliminate) welfare programs, They Hate You

If you think redistribution of wealth is immoral and/or illegal, They Hate You.

If you want to abolish the income tax, They Hate You.

If you love individual liberty more than security, They Hate You.

If you want to reduce the size and power of government, They Hate You.

If you want the government to follow its own written rules, They Hate You.

If you think public sector unions shouldn't be allowed to strike, They Hate You.

If you think unions deserve no special privileges, They Hate You.

If you think public schools create obedient citizens rather than critical-thinking people, They Hate You.

If you support school vouchers, They Hate You.

If you think public schools exist primarily to serve the staff rather than the students, They Hate You.

If you think compulsory, government-run education is destroying our country, They Hate You.

If you quote Thomas Jefferson, John Locke, Bastiat, or Ayn Rand, They Hate You.

If you think that you have the right to keep and bear arms, They Hate You.

If you think you have the right to keep and bear military arms, They Hate You.

If you think we have a right to, and should control our borders, They Hate You.

If you think we should place strict limits on immigration, They Hate You.

If you think the United States of America is a sovereign nation, and should act like one, They Hate You.

Guess what? At some point or another, you'll hold an opinion that will make someone hate you. The question is, should you give a damn?

Can you think of other reasons why they hate you? Drop a comment and let us know.

Update 3/26/11
Linked by Doug Ross. Thanks!